unwanted guests

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 27-Jul-2007 12:56:44

I was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers.
Then her husband got an idea....

He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?" about twenty people stood.

Then he asked " Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" about twenty five people stood up.

Then He smiled and said "Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party

Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Friday, 27-Jul-2007 23:58:36

Damn, thats fuckt up!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 28-Jul-2007 5:24:57

<lol>, and I was having a lot of fun until the bastard broke up the party.

Bob

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2007 13:32:37

oh wow!. cool!